What I've Learned About Politics....By Being Home Sick.....

That genius that we all know and love...Al Gore (yes, the one who invented the internet that you are on right now...stop and give thanks)...has made the statement in his prophetic rantings on "Global Warming"...that the "earth has a fever". I know that I'm not very smart...and I'm sure that there is a perfectly plausible reason to the fact that we are experiencing record cold temperatures all around the world. The good news is that I think that I have come up with the reason.......

Al's actual quote (I call him Al, because we are best buds).... on "Good Morning America", regarding the whole "fever" thing was this..."The Earth has a fever and just like when your child has a fever, maybe that's a warning of something seriously wrong," See...there is something seriously wrong with the earth. And I think I have figured it out.....

I have not been feeling well for a couple days, and yesterday I actually stayed home to try to recoup. During the day I had a revelation as to why we are experiencing record breaking LOW temperatures around the world. If you have a "fever"...a lot of times you get "chills" that go along with the "fever". SO.....case closed. That's what's going on in the world. All of this snow and ice that is coming down in record amounts, are just the "chills" that go along with the earths "fever". (with me so far?) So it seems that Al was right. Maybe it is a warning that something is "seriously wrong" with the earth. But it doesn't stop there.....what follows is my biggest revelation to date on this subject.....

As we have already established....many times when you are sick and there is "something seriously wrong" (as I was yesterday...when I stayed home)....you have a "fever" and "chills". But there is another symptom that often befalls you as well....and I think what has been going on (for FAR too long) in Washington D.C. is proof of the third symptom of "Global Warming"...... "Explosive diarrhea"....yup that's it. Proof of "Global Warming" based on three symptoms. Thank you Al Gore for opening my eyes to the earth's "fever"...so that I could see the other two symptoms so clearly. The "fever" is being seen at the polar ice caps....the ice caps are melting and all of the cute, little polar bears are dying as a result of that "fever"....The "chills" are being seen around the world, as snow piles up in record amounts....and the "explosive diarrhea" is coming straight out of mouths of Congressional Democrats as they spill out lies and questionable tactics to get their "Health Care Reform" bill passed.

Oh but don't worry....it's just little things though.....you know $300 million in bribes here and there. (i.e. Landrieu, Dodd and Nelson)....What you say....bribes? Yeah what else would you call it when you were going to vote against a bill....and someone offers you a HUGE sum of money to change your vote. That is a bribe. But it's ok, because according to Jim Manley the spokesperson for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid...."This is just part of the normal legislative process" . Well alrighty then...bribery is just part of the process. And this administration was going to be different (remember the whole "Change" thing?). Bull Cookies !! It takes an awful lot of "Change" to pay $300 million dollars. Here's the way I figure it...we have 535 people in Congress...if we pay each of them $300 million dollars for their individual vote for heath care....it only comes to an additional $160.5 billion dollars to pay for health care.

If you don't buy into my newest theory on the three symptoms of "Global Warming" (although my research is as accurate as Al Gores)...then I feel that there is only one other explanation for the massive money hand-outs in Congress......they're all a bunch of whores. (no offense intended toward any whores who might be reading this and feel demeaned by the comparison) Then Again....That's Just Me